hits and misses


Manager: What are you planning with the pizzas you're picking up for the staff?
Me: I'm not sure. We're a picky bunch.
Manager: How about chicken?
Me: I don't know. Chicken's kind of hit-and-miss around here.
Manager: You think so?
Me: Well, I've gotten hit with chicken ---
Manager: *abruptly walks out of my cubicle laughing hysterically*
07:09 pm, by r33nie 1

minimalmovieposters:

The Lion King by superclean

  04:58 pm, reblogged  by r33nie 852
quote-book:

made by tripudios
05:16 pm, reblogged  by r33nie 1874

To My Future Husband:

tomyfuturespouse:

 I’m learning how to cook just for you.
 So far, I’ve mastered the grilled cheese.
08:46 am, reblogged  by r33nie 180

zooeyclairedeschanel:

I WANT

  • TOO MANY THINGS

I HAVE

  • TOO LITTLE MONEY
09:24 am, reblogged  by r33nie 56

wilwheaton:

Not gonna lie, Marge: I’m pretty proud of myself.

BAHAHAHAHA.

  01:32 pm, reblogged  by r33nie 212

chrln:

TIME FOR FREEZIES!

  11:48 pm, reblogged  by r33nie 9